Life as I See it
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
(via mexican-lassiter)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via mexican-lassiter)
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
What if I summoned a crossroads demon and made a deal to live forever, or go to heaven when I died
did I break the system, do i get devoured on the spot, does the demon’s head explode or something
do I get my deal
(via notourdimension)
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
(via get-back-to-hogwarts)
(via lokis-listening)
THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
(Source: 314eater, via get-back-to-hogwarts)
“At him. He never replies.”
“No, Sherlock always replies. To everything. He’s Mr. Punchline. He will outlive God trying to have the last word.”
(Source: thorinshielding, via diogens)
(Source: malcobbs, via enjoltaiire)
